Nov 27 2007

Necktie Party

Category: The Transcendental CowboyRandall Kelley @ 16:02

So what is it about the monkey suit that puts the Transcendental Cowboy into such a tizzy? The Cowboy can’t quite put his finger on it as he ponders the wardrobe he has and the wardrobe he needs. Can a man be a “sharp dressed man” if he doesn’t don the full fur regalia? What if he gets into the monkey outfit but the tail is shorter than the other monkeys like? Will they sniff his butt, make that face they always¬†make just before they start to scream, and then start a huge ruckus in the trees?

After finally calming himself down, the Transcendental Cowboy decides, “Perhaps it’s the lingering cultural memory of the ‘necktie party’ that gives me the willies!”


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