Dec 20 2006

If I Had a Hammerhead

Category: The Transcendental CowboyRandall Kelley @ 19:22

The Transcendental Cowboy sings a song:

“If I had a planet, I’d plan it in the morning. I’d plan it in the evening, all over this land. I’d plan out danger. I’d plan out warning. And I’d plan love between my brothers and my sisters, all over this land.”

Then he realizes the problem with both his bastardization of a classic and the original, adding, “But pleaseā€¦ no hot tarantula sex between brothers and sisters of the non metaphorical kind!”

And after a brief pause to reflect, the Cowboy adds yet one more addendum, “The rest of you have at it!”


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